Starting and Finishing

it's a bad joke son

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had "covertly" funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup
trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 37 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, S *%# !"
Only the states of Florida, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
(Thx for the joke, SSD)

safe face?

support the cosmetics companies who do not use chemicals that are known or are suspected of causing cancer, mutation or birth defects in their products

see what Baker is barking about

Gates financing and Scarlet sex all in the same neighborhood newsletter. I love the Baker Neighborhood!

whisper

i've lost my voice due to a virus spread buy children, well that is what my doctor tells me. so i have to whisper. after loudly whispering all day at a trade show i've lost my voice. you'd think whispering would sound seductive but instead i sound like 85 year old smoking victim.

curry...

Mark is perfect in every way. But I also love Jamie 'cause he says things like "This can then be rubbed generously over your chosen meat." When explaining how to make a curry.
and he's working to bring fresh food into schools in the uk.